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A word for "a lot", usually used at the ends of sentences to emphasize it's a joke.
"I hate you alotid!"
"Dawg, chill out goofy alotid."
"Kill yourself alotid."
alotid by Zeakify March 6, 2024
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Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)
I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!
Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
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national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.
hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Altoid Hummer 

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.
Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!
"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"
Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...
Altoids by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003
Altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by Callard & Bowser (a UK company). The mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: 'Curiously Strong Mints.'After the mints became very popular, Altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. Altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. Each packet of Altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!
Woa! Dude check out that snazzy pack of altoids!
Altoids by Tom Li September 25, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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