alotid 

A word for "a lot", usually used at the ends of sentences to emphasize it's a joke.

"I hate you alotid!"
"Dawg, chill out goofy alotid."
"Kill yourself alotid."

alotid by Zeakify March 6, 2024

Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

national altoid day by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Altoid Hummer 

when a girl puts a few altoids in her mouth before proceeding to give you a hummer.

Dude, that altoid hummer your sister gave me last night was legendary!

Altoid Hummer by I'm way sicker than you! March 1, 2011

Altoids 

"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"

Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...

Altoids by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003

Altoids 

Altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by Callard & Bowser (a UK company). The mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: 'Curiously Strong Mints.'After the mints became very popular, Altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. Altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. Each packet of Altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!

Woa! Dude check out that snazzy pack of altoids!

Altoids by Tom Li September 25, 2005