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Altoid Eye Burn
When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)
I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!
Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021
Alodia
Well Alodia is a girl who has so many insecurities, and this always eats her up. People call her pretty, intelligent, talented and all, she's getting used to it to the point that she thinks it's all a lie cause she herself couldn't see it. She's the girl that every guy wants cause she has everything, well yeah she can't dance, and lazy I suppose, but for me she has it, she has everything I've been searching for. She's a pretty hard to get girl and I like that, to be honest I didn't even try to court her yet and I'm trying so hard to hold back.
Alodia is the girl I wanna have so soon like for real bros, it's like if ever she'll push me away I'll hold onto her even more cause I'm hella inevitable, I won't freaking let my feelings for her fade in dime time cause hello it took so long to realize that I freaking like her. One thing's for sure the Alodia I know is One of a Kind, the girl that everyone has a lowkey crush for, the girl that is smart but hates math, the girl that is so secretive but I'm a lie detector, and yeah she's also a lie detector darn it, she's so wise with words, yeah she's playfull, one of the strongest girl I know, she might cry bout something but she'll overcome it, the girl whose voice is a melody to my ears, the girl who plays piano, a girl who knows how to swim, the girl who has a cute dimple on her left cheek when she forms a closed smile, she's Alodia the girl I freaking like, and I'd do anything just to have her.
Alodia is the girl I wanna have so soon like for real bros, it's like if ever she'll push me away I'll hold onto her even more cause I'm hella inevitable, I won't freaking let my feelings for her fade in dime time cause hello it took so long to realize that I freaking like her. One thing's for sure the Alodia I know is One of a Kind, the girl that everyone has a lowkey crush for, the girl that is smart but hates math, the girl that is so secretive but I'm a lie detector, and yeah she's also a lie detector darn it, she's so wise with words, yeah she's playfull, one of the strongest girl I know, she might cry bout something but she'll overcome it, the girl whose voice is a melody to my ears, the girl who plays piano, a girl who knows how to swim, the girl who has a cute dimple on her left cheek when she forms a closed smile, she's Alodia the girl I freaking like, and I'd do anything just to have her.
Alodia also said that she wants her first boyfriend to be her last like dudddee don't you just wanna freaking hug her and keep her to yourself cause she's so freaking precious I swear, I just don't understand why most of the guys can't see her like that I mean she's One of a Kind, darn it I'm whipped dude arghhhh. She has that freaking scary gaze based on others view but darn it I find her cute with that gaze though.
Alodia is a freaking fan of BTS and blackpink , and hell yes I'm jealous of them but okay, they make her smile so I'm cool with that, I like Alodia and that's it.
Alodia has a freaking asthma, fuck you for making her suffer dude I mean just stop you freaking virus or whatever you are LMAO. I just find it odd that she has so many Illness but she manages to be a whole freaking drop dead gorgeous girl, keep that shit up girl, I love it.
Alodia is a moody girl, I'm freaking telling y'all she changes mood so fast that you be questioning time cause how the hell... where's the Alodia a minute ago? So yeah, but I'm cool I can deal with that (in chat for fucks sake) she be throwing tantrums at me in chat but I'll just go with the flow that's it and the next thing you know there's she, the normal Alodia.
Alodia is an introvert that's for sure but she's extroverted when she talks to me, dang girl you're just making me love you even more, if only you knew.(this was supposed to be on the definition but it didn't fit LOL)
Alodia is a freaking fan of BTS and blackpink , and hell yes I'm jealous of them but okay, they make her smile so I'm cool with that, I like Alodia and that's it.
Alodia has a freaking asthma, fuck you for making her suffer dude I mean just stop you freaking virus or whatever you are LMAO. I just find it odd that she has so many Illness but she manages to be a whole freaking drop dead gorgeous girl, keep that shit up girl, I love it.
Alodia is a moody girl, I'm freaking telling y'all she changes mood so fast that you be questioning time cause how the hell... where's the Alodia a minute ago? So yeah, but I'm cool I can deal with that (in chat for fucks sake) she be throwing tantrums at me in chat but I'll just go with the flow that's it and the next thing you know there's she, the normal Alodia.
Alodia is an introvert that's for sure but she's extroverted when she talks to me, dang girl you're just making me love you even more, if only you knew.(this was supposed to be on the definition but it didn't fit LOL)
Alida
Alida is the kindest and sweetest person you will meet. She makes you feel so special, so amazing and sooo loved! That kinda girl that you just want to cuddle with and kiss forever. So beautiful and so sexy. She can get any guy she wants. She is also the best friend you can have! Great with Kids and she will be an AWESOME mom to your future kids. She so talented in school and will help you whenever you ask for it! If you had an Alida in your life you would become the happiest human on earth.
Alida by Dickenormus191123 February 18, 2020
customer avoidance
While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.
customer avoidance by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008
Alondra
Alondra is a beautiful girl with an amazing personality. She is really smart but says a lot of stupid things. She puts anybody in their place no matter who they are and stands up for what she believes in. She expects people to treat her the way she treats them. Although she doesn’t think before she talks, Alondra has a big heart and puts other people before herself. She may seem like a mean person, but she is very forgiving and has a personality like no other. She’s very picky with her men so you’d be lucky to have her.
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