altoid

noseburners.
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altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.
We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.
by Behest October 14, 2007
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altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.
"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"
by DrPhil January 09, 2006
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altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.
Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong
by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008
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altoid

A term referring to a short white guy b/c an altoid is small, white and curiously strong
Look at you, your such an altoid!
by Dustin Grose May 18, 2008
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altoid

a short girl, usually 13 or 14, a young age.
rachael g is an altoid
by bounce April 11, 2004
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Altoids

"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"
Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...
by Not so super DJ Gennady January 05, 2003
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