altoid

noseburners.

👃🔥altoids for you.

altoid by acgonnagurxyou April 2, 2019

Altoid

good mints from England

Altoid by Anonymous October 4, 2003

Altoid

a person who resides in Altoona, PA
see also Altoids

I am from Altoona, therefore I am an Altoid.

Altoid by DrinkSlurm April 4, 2003

Altoid

1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.

Narrowmindedless fools.
I hate those Altoids on the boulevard.
That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.

Altoid by Cate n Kate August 22, 2006

altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.

We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.

altoid by Behest October 29, 2007

altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

altoid by DrPhil July 16, 2008

altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

altoid by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008