cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Polish Sausage that Comes With Its own Drink

How to introduce the concept of ingesting semen to your lover in the form of a joke. Much funnier than the traditional "swallow or spit?"

"Hey, honey. How 'bout a Polish sausage that comes with its own drink?"

by creedmoor April 26, 2006

Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

by creedmoor November 23, 2004

Fire Fart

Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.

"P. U. I just blew the lid off my house with that fire fart."

by creedmoor April 26, 2006

Larry Fine

The Stooge in the middle. His frizzle-top haircut was frequently ripped from his skull by Moe. Usually stuck with lame dialogue like, "Hey, leave him alone" or "What happened here" or "We better scram." Frequently had the shit beat out of him for doing absolutely nothing. He couldn't have stood more than 4' 4' and frequently looked as if he was smelling something bad, probably Shemp's filthy hair or Curly's wet beer farts.

"Larry fine? No, he's dead like the rest of the Stooges."

by creedmoor April 26, 2006

Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

by creedmoor August 25, 2006

Doody Bomb

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.

"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."

by creedmoor October 14, 2004