A film released during the last two months of the year with a big cast and 'important' subject matter to attract the attention of the Academy.
"'Good Will Hunting' and 'I am Sam' are sickening examples of Oscar bait."
1. A late night airline filght.
2. A type of whiskey consumed in the old west.
3. Your asshole.
1. "I caught the red eye from Detroit."
2. "Bartender, a shot of red eye."
3. "Put your cheeks together. I can see your red eye."
Word that you frequently confuse with "duty," particularly when you hear it on radio and TV, that causes you to laugh.
Newscaster: "It was his third tour of doody."
Interviewer: "So how long did you sit on jury doody?"
Saloon Keeper: "Did your bullet kill him, sheriff?"
Sheriff: "It was my doody!"
A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.
"Man, oh man does Janice have a hot, heart-shaped ass!"
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And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"
Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
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A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.
"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."
Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.
"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."
