altidore 

Turkey fighting for money

Altidore is cewl

altidore by cewldude420 January 17, 2016

altidored 

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.

Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!

altidored by copelandfc August 4, 2011

Altidor 

a very large but constantly flaccid penis

Kelly has a nice Altidor.

Altidor by RachelBoobsMcGee1 February 17, 2008

Altivore 

A person who prefers mock meat, regardless of their dietary preferences.

Even before he went vegan, Martin was such an altivore.

Altivore by AJ McCoy February 10, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019