alkol 

A Bad Ass Bitch

You are a alkol

alkol by Willy Wonkas Daddy May 14, 2021

Alkaline Metals 

Alkaline metals are usually group 1 and 2 metals that form soluble alkaline metal hydroxide in water. These are : K, potassium

Na, Sodium

NH3, Ammonia

Ca, Calcium

Ba, Barium

Chemistry Teacher: KNNCB are your alkaline metals
Student: KNNCB?
Kanina Chao Chi Bai
*continues swearing*

Alkaline Metals by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 15, 2021

AlcoLOLic

An individual that combines their love of alcohol with their love of a good laugh, especially online.

As their alcohol intake rises they laugh harder and their comebacks become snappier until the critical point is passed and they, and their posts, go into sharp decline.

Normally, at this point, wine is spilt on to the keyboard and they flounce off to bed.

John: Wow, Cookiee is getting funnier and funnier tonight.

Sean: She's an alcoLOLic, her funniness is in direct correlation to her alcohol intake.

John: She love's da vino!!!

coined the term Lady Tryhard SadassSydneySider Hyperado

AlcoLOLic by JustJayne September 11, 2010

akolade 

Handsome and really funny. They are the best person to talk to or be friends with. Most caring & loving person, can stand up for themselves. Strong and powerful.

person 1: who is that making everyone laugh?

person 2: obviously it is akolade.

akolade by Bbalak August 16, 2018

alcolol 

Funny or embarrassing circumstances that arise from the consumption of alcohol

M: "Did you hear about J last night?"

E: "No, what happened?"

M: "She was so wasted she followed K around all night trying to score him"

E: "Alcolol!"

alcolol by spinme January 11, 2008

Albolene

among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.

All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.

Albolene by lajerker August 16, 2005

Alkaline Trio (alk3) 

my favourite band. produce very relative songs regarding life - love, alcohol, drugs, and dissappointment

lyrics can get quite emotional although they cannot be described as emo. medium heavy sound but cannot be described as indie. shouldnt really be described as punk-rock but meh it suits them, so there. any1 who describes them as pop-punk deserves to be shot.

Alkaline Trio's 'Goddamnit!' = Best Debut Album Ever, and everything else they have ever produced is equally as listenable

Alkaline Trio (alk3) by Alk3 Fan December 24, 2003