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among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.
Albolene by lajerker August 16, 2005
Words you can keep
oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)
"We've been fucking for hours; it's time
to reapply more Albolene to genitals."
albolene by Ric March 15, 2003
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Has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
In 2023 Albolene launched a trio of hydration-packed cleansers with dermatologist-backed formulas.
Albolene by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
effortlessly melts away makeup while hydrating the skin. Our formula is time tested to cleanse and moisturize your skin to keep it healthy and radiant.
For almost 120 years Albolene has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
Albolene by Wendysfg May 25, 2023
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