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among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.
Albolene by lajerker August 16, 2005
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oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)
"We've been fucking for hours; it's time
to reapply more Albolene to genitals."
albolene by Ric March 15, 2003
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Has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
In 2023 Albolene launched a trio of hydration-packed cleansers with dermatologist-backed formulas.
Albolene by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
effortlessly melts away makeup while hydrating the skin. Our formula is time tested to cleanse and moisturize your skin to keep it healthy and radiant.
For almost 120 years Albolene has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
Albolene by Wendysfg May 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026