4 definitions by lajerker

Albolene

among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.

All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.

by lajerker July 23, 2005

leak

see also: precum and pre-cum

I chatted with this str8 guy all day at work. He was talking shit and had me leaking in my pants like mad.

by lajerker July 23, 2005

sesh

A masturbation session. Also known as a JO sesh or a circle jerk. Guys masturbating together. The use of Albolene or some other lube is recommended

StrokeCentral set up a sesh for tomorrow night and 7 other guys are going.

by lajerker July 23, 2005

mugg

short for motherfucker. often used in IM chat.

Did you see that guy and girl going at it on the beach? It was hot as a mugg. I got a semi and was leaking.

I'm hungry as a mugg. Let's go get some Weinerschniztel.

by lajerker July 23, 2005