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among male masturbation enthusiasts, considered to be one of the finest lubricants available. A colloidal suspension of mineral oil and petroleum jelly, it's a bit greasy, but so worth it. Lasts for a while without a recharge. Comes in a handy tub, perfect for passing around at the circle jerk. Find it with the makeup removers and crank away.
All the guys were sure to thank Rob for bringing more Albolene to the sesh.
Albolene by lajerker August 16, 2005
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oil-based sex-lube (marketed as a facial
makeup remover)
"We've been fucking for hours; it's time
to reapply more Albolene to genitals."
albolene by Ric March 15, 2003
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Has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
In 2023 Albolene launched a trio of hydration-packed cleansers with dermatologist-backed formulas.
Albolene by SPrice1980 May 25, 2023
effortlessly melts away makeup while hydrating the skin. Our formula is time tested to cleanse and moisturize your skin to keep it healthy and radiant.
For almost 120 years Albolene has served women and men, who believe skincare and makeup is a means of self discovery and expression, no matter if the look is subtle, bold, glam, or something in between.
Albolene by Wendysfg May 25, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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