alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

by jonthestupidfuk August 31, 2020

alcoholised

drunk

damn, i was so alcoholised that i didnt remember anything.

by Harini Venkatesan November 13, 2002

alcoholise

To turn a liquid alcoholic, when it wasn't before

When will you alcoholise this beverage?

by alderplant June 17, 2023