Alcoholistic 

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).

"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."

Alcoholistic by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholistic 

Adj. Describing or relating to the alcoholism of one or more people to further amplify the behavior of that of an alcoholic.

Adj. Acting like or pertaining to the actions related to that of an alcoholic.

"Dude this school is full of alcoholistic sorority girls who just get fucked up and fucked."

"That kid is alcoholistically funneling those beers!"

"This state school is filled with alcoholistic athletes who drink any day of the week!"

Alcoholistic by K-Lova Lova November 10, 2009

Alcoholist 

Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.

Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.

All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.

Alcoholist by whitie1234 August 30, 2010

Alcoholimic 

A person (usually a girl) who makes themselves throw up after a night of drinking in the hopes that they reduce their hangover.

Where did Laura go?

She went to go make herself throw up.

She's a total alcoholimic.

Alcoholimic by Dean the Painter May 22, 2011

Alcoholist 

An expert at alcohol. Like a specialist~ a professional. Someone who is a specialist at alcohol. Unlike the term "alcoholic", which has a negative connotation, an "alcoholist" is someone who is a specialist at alcohol. They are unlikely to be a drunk, but more akin to a connoisseur of alcohol. This is a compliment, and a term of respect and camaraderie.

That person is a pianist.
That person is a specialist.
That person is a biologist.
That person is an economist.
**That person is an alcoholist.**

Alcoholist by Korean Rep. March 22, 2012

Alcoholist 

A person that likes drinking alcohol, but won’t depend on it like an alcoholic 24/7. They just wanna be sober or let loose a little.

Friend 1: I feel like you’ll be an alcoholic since you rely on it. Friend 2: No, I’ll be an Alcoholist. I like it, but I only need it when I wanna stop being depressed.

Alcoholist by o... KURRRR November 8, 2018

alcoholising

When you’re engaging in the art of getting drunk but you want to seem more sophisticated.

Police Officer: Are you aware that you were going 70 over the speed limit?

Jimmy: No sorry I was Alcoholising at the nearest bar so my perception is kinda fucked.

Police Officer: Oh okay so you were drunk driving, I’ll have to arrest you now.

alcoholising by jonthestupidfuk August 30, 2020