alcoholised

drunk

damn, i was so alcoholised that i didnt remember anything.

by Harini Venkatesan November 13, 2002

Alcoholistic

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).

"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."

by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholis Interuptis

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

alcoholism

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Alcoholified

When a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition

Damn Tobias! Those jelly babies have been totally alcoholified by that Babysham fruit punch!

by GordonThePartyGoat August 9, 2015

Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

alcoholism

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015