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A Good, humble Solid Brother with a lot to offer. Misunderstood but keeps his head up. Sexually is amazing but only with those he chooses and trust. An intellectually that sees things through and understand values education, life and the pursuit of greatness. Respectfully to all woman but had the negative of being enclosed and reserved.
Damn Alborth I see so much in you ...you must be like this with every girl huh?
Girl Al a sweetheart
alborth by GoldAP June 18, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
A unique way to spell "Albert" This man has unfairly received a bad rap for situations beyond his control. Quiet, calm, funny, empathetic, and amazing at Super Smash Bros. If you meet a wild Alberth out in the field, try offering him free food and expect to become friends INSTANTLY.
Man: Hey, did you read that inaccurate definition of Alberth made in 2009?
Woman: Yeah, that person must have been SUPER salty about something smh.
Alberth by Bla1 November 17, 2016

albertha 

Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha
Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.
albertha by Looking Good January 16, 2017
An Albertan that developed past the fetus stage. Easily recognized by the diesel smoke pouring out of their big trucks or little penises.. Most are uneducated which explains their ignorance while driving a vehicle...
Just about got into an accident because that Albortion ran a red light !!!!
Albortion by Lysytsya7 February 7, 2022
A guy who likes to make fun of people with Autism, also a huge ass whole! Nobody likes him, acts like a 5th grader cause he thinks he's cool! But it makes him look like an idiot...
That guys such an Idiot, he's an Alberth no doubt!
Alberth by The Asians Classs May 29, 2009
the umpalumpa kid no one likes, also he has a very smal penis
isnt that alberth?

yeah i hate him so much!
alberth by the asians class May 29, 2009

Alberthe 

Alberthe is the most sexy attractive girl ever but also easy to get in the pants of...
Guy 1#: you got that hot girl last night?
Guy 2#: Yeah man she's an Alberthe
Alberthe by Epigens January 12, 2016
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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