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Albertha's are faaaar underated typically older but look absolutely STUNNING for their age. Gorgeous in every way. Can be a cougar because Albertha's are usually mistaken to be much younger than they really are. Very very intelligent, witty, and loves to have lots of fun. You will have the best of both worlds .. old school values and modern day fun. NOTHING escapes them without Albertha knowing. You may think she is aloof but she is definitely paying great attention. BEWARE.....Get yourself an Albertha
Albertha is fine. Albertha got it going on in every way. I can't believe that's even her name. I think they call her Bertha Butt.
albertha by Looking Good January 16, 2017
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Alberta Hat Trick 

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.
Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.
Alberta Hat Trick by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020
Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.
Alberta by Echelon September 9, 2005
As close to being American as a Canadian can get.
What do you mean Cletus is from Alberta? I thought he was a Texan!
Alberta by Transuranic Arquebus January 23, 2019

Alberta tongue twister 

When you and your best bud perform fellatio on each other in the washroom of a Tim Hortons restaurant.
After the Flames game tonight wanna stop by Timmy's for a quick Alberta tongue twister?

Alberta Chili Bowl 

In the middle of anal sex with a female, pull out and proceed to vomit in the gaping ass hole. Once done vomiting continue the anal sex until climax. The sludgy mess that escapes her rear afterwards provides your chili bowl with its contents.
"Dude, your room smells terrible."
"Yeah, gave this bitch an Alberta chili bowl last night, it got everywhere."
Alberta Chili Bowl by Bigcoopdogg November 16, 2012

Alberta Canada 

Alberta Canada - 1 of 13 provinces in canada , Alberta is bordered by British Columbia to the west, Saskatchewan to the east, the Northwest Territories to the north, & the U.S. state of Montana to the south. It is one of the only 2 landlocked provinces in Canada (Saskatchewan being the other). The eastern part of the province is occupied by the Great Plains, while the western part borders the Rocky Mountains ,
Alberta's capital is Edmonton, while Calgary is its largest city.

Popular food here is

Bloody Caesar a cocktail drink

doner kebabs

Ginger Beef. a mixture of Chinese, western, & Canadian local foods

Root vegetables soups

Bison meat

Sports

Edmonton Cubs are a baseball team

Edmonton Elks are a professional Canadian football team based in Edmonton, Alberta.

Edmonton Storm are 1 of 3 Alberta-based women's tackle football teams in the Western Women's Canadian Football League,

Calgary Roughnecks are a professional box lacrosse team based in Calgary, Alberta. They are members of the Western Division of the National Lacrosse League (NLL)

Calgary Rage are a women's football team in the Western Women's Canadian Football League.

Calgary Stampeders are a professional Canadian football team based in Calgary, Alberta. The Stampeders compete in the West Division of the Canadian Football League (CFL).

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Alberta canada , Before becoming part of Canada, Alberta was home to several First Nations like Plains Indians & Woodland Cree. It was also a territory used by fur traders of the rival companies Hudson's Bay Company & North West Company.

It's the 4th-largest province after Quebec, Ontario, & British Columbia.

Alberta was named after Princess Louise Caroline Alberta (1848–1939), the 4th daughter of Queen Victoria.

After Saskatchewan, Alberta experiences the most tornadoes in Canada with an average of 15 verified per year. Thunderstorms, some of them severe, are frequent in the summer, especially in central & southern Alberta. The region surrounding the Calgary–Edmonton Corridor is notable for having the highest frequency of hail in canada
Alberta Canada by Blu_leef May 18, 2023