pinjer's definitions

you speak like a person who smells bad

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.

Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer October 5, 2018

old man scrote

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

by pinjer October 2, 2018

deadnuts

The more formal way of saying deadass.

Person 1: Sir, the general just died.
Person 2: Deadnuts?
Person 1: Deadnuts.

by pinjer October 3, 2018

BLF

For people too lazy to write out "Blue Light Filter" in text.

Person 1: "I use f.lux as my BLF."
Person 2: "I just use my own glasses with a clip-on."

by pinjer February 16, 2018

Tornado Spin

A skateboard trick made by Jamal Smith, local skater from Philadelphia. The trick consists of a Fakie Bigspin back to zasters 360. There is a video of him on YouTube, but the instructions are a little vague with him doing other tricks while trying to teach.

Jamal Smith: Ok, this is how you do the Tornado Spin.

by pinjer October 2, 2018

gargantuan balls

Used to describe absolutely enormous balls of a "gargantuan magnitude."

Person 1: Did you see that video of the guy whose nuts were so big, he couldn't even go outside?
Person 2: I know! He had gargantuan balls.
Person 1: I hope he gets better.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018