Definitions by pinjer

Fortnite Disease 

Common within development studios, Fortnite Disease attributes to feeling inferior and struggling to become more like Epic Games due to their frequent (usually weekly) updates, active and supportive community which gives feedback, and large community. This causes devs to feel like they have to work a lot harder to even come close to competing with a game as large as Fortnite.

Person 1: Fortnite Disease is starting to become really apparent within game devs lately.
Person 2: I know, right? Honestly, they should take their time with updates so they don't fuck up the community more than normal.

Fortnite Disease by pinjer October 14, 2018

you speak like a person who smells bad 

The most hard hitting insult of All Time.

Person 1: You speak like a person who smells bad.
Person 2: Damn.

you speak like a person who smells bad by pinjer October 5, 2018

deadnuts 

The more formal way of saying deadass.

Person 1: Sir, the general just died.
Person 2: Deadnuts?
Person 1: Deadnuts.

deadnuts by pinjer October 3, 2018

Alberto Halos 

Celebrity and teacher of advanced maths at an IB world school; also the deity of worship in many religions.

In the name of Alberto Halos!
All praise be to Alberto Halos!

Alberto Halos by pinjer October 3, 2018

old man scrote 

Short for old man scrotum, and one of the few vulgarities currently not blocked by Kahoot.

Person 1: Did you see the wack shit Ethan did in Italian?
Person 2: No! What happened?
Person 1: He put old man scrote as his Kahoot name!

old man scrote by pinjer October 2, 2018

Tornado Spin 

A skateboard trick made by Jamal Smith, local skater from Philadelphia. The trick consists of a Fakie Bigspin back to zasters 360. There is a video of him on YouTube, but the instructions are a little vague with him doing other tricks while trying to teach.

Jamal Smith: Ok, this is how you do the Tornado Spin.

Tornado Spin by pinjer October 2, 2018

chode nuts 

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

chode nuts by pinjer September 30, 2018