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aggravated ignorance

Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.
Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

aggravated stupidity 

It is when you are so fucking stupid that you go out and do really, really, really dumb shit... just because you think that it will bring you "cool points."
Lawyer: This client was so stupid he should be charged with Aggravated Stupidity and sentences to additional time.

aggravated dragon 

When getting a blowjob, and you're about to cum, your grab her by her ears and ram her mouth on your rod as hard as you can and not let her pull back off of it. Then blow your load so hard in her mouth that it comes out her nose and makes her look like an aggravated dragon.

For best results: no sex or mastrubation for at least 2 weeks.
Oh baby that feels so good, keep going
(girl: mm, yeah)
Oh, I'm gonna cum...
(girl: mmummm, LET GO!)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
(girl: WTF, it's in my nose)

Aggravated Flexing 

When a person puts on like they about something which they are not.In order to try to impress a someone they just met...
bro all this aggravated flexing is unnecessary and unwarranted

Aggravated Shrubbery 

To savagely beat someone with a common low-lying shrub whilst aggravated.
Verm returns home to find his wife doing another man. He gets aggravated thus feels the need to beat her with a shrub. Verm was sentenced to five years community prostitution service after allegedly committing Aggravated Shrubbery against his wife.

Aggravated Cattery

Aggravated battery by a cat or a kitten
Yesterday I tried to rescue a kitten from a tree, but it attacked me and scratched my arms. It was an aggravated cattery.
Aggravated Cattery by CraZy291 July 15, 2011