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afterjiggle 

The amount of time that a booty jiggles and shakes after being smacked with considerable force. Can also be used when referring to the intensity of the aforementioned jiggling.
Damn, that girl's ass had a 6 second afterjiggle!
afterjiggle by K.Smith January 25, 2008

Afterschooler 

Short word for after-school detention, comes from UK.
I got a god damn afterschooler at 5!
Afterschooler by ugi1ugi April 27, 2009

Afternight 

The period of time between 12 midnight and roughly 6am. Represents the time that comes after 'night' but is not really morning yet. Replaces '(time) in the morning'.
Yo dawg, we were out until 3 in the afternight!
Afternight by Xtianj September 1, 2013

aftercigarmint 

n. A nearly finished, non-flavored, cigarette which is then crushed and turned into a menthol to extinguish some odor from the initial cigarette.
Crushing a Camel Crush at the end of the cig just to get a quick taste of mint.
My mouth tasted aweful after that cig. Good thing for these aftercigarmints.
Before I kiss you, let me smoke my aftercigarmint.
aftercigarmint by TheSkaChef May 29, 2011

afterish 

A time that is not now and it's not too long in the future
I am going out with the boys I am being picked up afterish
afterish by Zacyfix January 27, 2018

Alpha Afterschool 

afterschool but worst
you gotta stay for a long amount of time
but worst of all you get assigned homework
Kid1: Man i gotta go to this shitty afterschool
Kid2: o that sucks ass
Kid1: na its an alpha afterschool
Kid2: good fucking luck
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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