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After-like 

A process in love which ends up in a hatred or pure bitterness.
What's after-like?
After-like by Biiterness is mee August 23, 2022

like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich 

To attack fevorishly.
When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.

Sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle

Something poppin, vivacious, or popular. Widely enjoyed.
1) Have you heard Gambino's new album?
2) No I havent.
3) You should, that shit sounds like it comes after a snap and a crackle.

Afterlife Denial

Afterlife Denial, sometimes reffered as Afterlife Denialism, is the act of denying the idea or the existence of afterlife, also including extraphysical denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of extraphysics, nonphysics and metaphysics), spiritual denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of souls, spirits and spirituality), consciousness denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of consciousness or mind), supernatural denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of the supernatural or extranatural), extramatter denial (act of denying the idea or existence of extramatter, extramaterial, immaterial or of anything beyond matter) and multiverse denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of multiverses and multidimensions). Afterlife denial always use of naturalist, scientistic, physicalist, positivist and materialist arguments for deny afterlife, majority of those arguments being extremely materialist and scientistic.
"Afterlife Denial is really common nowadays, and even sadder to know that there are "spiritual" and "astral" groups and communities who support this idea such as all other kinds of denialism that accompany afterlife denial, being unable to see beyond materialism, physicalism and scientism."

Afterlife 

I actually give up

Fuck life

Fuck everyone

Afterlife ..

Maybe its overdue

Should of come home long ago

In the dark dark days I didn’t even want to get out of bed

That’s how I feel now …

Thank you

And to all the friends of over 20 years

Happily taking whatever I cooked for them

Drinking all the drinks the tee total guy bought for them

But when I comes to take sides

Of course

Only one side of the story matters

What is that like ..

Read all I wrote

This is pure me

So purely one sided ..,

The look of disgust my son gave

At his tender age

Maybe this is what broke me

I no longer care

Not sure the love of my children can save me either

So for the record

Afterlife .. I’m ready to come home
Afterlife .. actually give me lights out too ..

I don’t even want to think anymore ..

Thank you for everyone who contributed to this

I will see you in hell ..
Afterlife by LetsTalkAboutX January 12, 2023

Afterlife 

The Afterlife is the continued existence of the soul believed to follow death. Most cultures have some belief in an afterlife and perception is usually influenced by the dominant religion of the times. Depending on your religion or lack there of, the afterlife may be viewed as a very pleasent or very unpleasent experience; or completely non-existent.

Some versions of the afterlife inculde: Asgard, Valhalla, Hel, Paradise, Summerland, Nirvana, Elysium, The Spirit World, Elsewhere, Heaven, Hell, Avalon, Astral Plane, Happy Hunting Ground, Limbo, Sheol
There are many versions of the afterlife, which one would you pick?
Afterlife by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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