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alamodevated
He is so alamodevated, he bought a whole new wardrobe – the height of fashion - but the real reason is that his old gear won't fit anymore, 'cause he's turned into a giant alamodevated dessert freak.
alamodevated by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 23, 2010
Alamalakadi
One of the most versatile slang available, it originated as an ancient tribal incantation of the East. It was used to call forth spirits of eccentricity and bewilderment, often inflicting the intended target with horror. Nowadays, it is mostly used in a flippant manner, telling people to cease talking in a most discourteous way.
"Hey! Let me tell you about the time I..."
"ALAMALAKADI!"
(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
"ALAMALAKADI!"
(the most common response) "Well, fuck YOU too!"
Alamalakadi by EastCoastClassic February 23, 2010
Alam
Alam by EinsteinKnowledge September 8, 2016
Alamogordo High School
A crappy school in New Mexico with more stoners than you'd believe. Lots of thots and lots of teachers who don't care about there job and are probably depressed. School is super ghetto and tacky, principal used to be creepy and looked like papa Smurf. Lots of fights, most of them are lame. Overall just a crappy place to be stuck in.
Alamogordo High School by ThatOneStonerGuy October 21, 2018
Ahlam
A really amazing girl. She is intelligent, sincere, talented, outgoing and charismatic. A really lucky person. She is a crazy flirt who can't help herself. But she is unique. She is beautiful, from inside and from outside. She loves her friends. She's independent, but yet she depends on her family a lot. She always lives in the moment, that's why everyone wants to be around her. She can make the most boring situation into one of the best, happiest moments of your life, filled with inside jokes and hyperness. She is sophisticated, a bit serious and chill sometimes. She's definately someone you would all want to get with or get to know. Very picky but when she finds something she wants, she is persistent. She is one of the mosts perfect women you'll ever meet.
A very good example would be the Emirati singer Ahlam Al Shamsi, who is often associated with the terms "beauty", "intelligence" and "talent".
Her name means "dream" in arabic. That's why she's like a dream come true.
A very good example would be the Emirati singer Ahlam Al Shamsi, who is often associated with the terms "beauty", "intelligence" and "talent".
Her name means "dream" in arabic. That's why she's like a dream come true.
Guy 1: Look that stunning girl over there!
Guy 2: Who? Ahlam? What about her?
Guy 1: OMG! Her name is Ahlam?
Guy 2: Yeah, like the famous singer Ahlam Al Shamsi!
Guy 1: She's even prettier than the singer...
Guy 2: Who? Ahlam? What about her?
Guy 1: OMG! Her name is Ahlam?
Guy 2: Yeah, like the famous singer Ahlam Al Shamsi!
Guy 1: She's even prettier than the singer...
Ahlam by thisisqwerty November 24, 2013
Alamka
He goes by many names: Alamka, Mycran, Aloomka, Ted Stevens, and others, but is known universally as Alamka. A god amongst men who controls the universes, and throws volunteers in to wreck these universes for amusement. Alamka sees all, Alamka hears all, but who is the man himself? Nobody knows, although the legendary Jabro has claimed to sight Alamka in our mortal universe. Many people decry him as a cult leader, but he does not stoop to their level, acting as if they were absent. He is the true, ultimate, beyond-life entity.
ALL HAIL ALAMKA
Alamka by Wheres the goddamn bus August 12, 2021
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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