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slow at everything; usually speed
the snail can only adwance through the forest.
adwance by 7psdcjhkd May 30, 2024
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Texas cash advance 

The term used when one person in a group pays for the entire group's bill (at dinner or otherwise) and then collects individual cash payments from each other member of the group.
Server: "How would you all like to take care of the bill? Separate checks?"
Group member: "Hey guys, let's just do a Texas cash advance."
Texas cash advance by sambrero57 October 10, 2013

Gameboy Advance SP 

A handheld gaming system.
An upgrade to the previous GameBoy Advance.
Features a back-light,
rechargable battery,
32-megabit,I believe,processer,
ac-adapter,
incredible graphics,
a massive library of games(library spans 8 years),
8 buttons,
volume control,
light switch,
and the games can easily be switched.
An attachment can be purchased so it can hold 4 games at one.
One of the best hand-helds to date.
Me:I just bought a GBASP.
Friend:Cool.I just bought one too!
Gameboy Advance SP by May March 27, 2004

Spectralert Advance 

The one kid in front row at the movies who screeches and cries throughout the entire film and never gets reprimanded or kicked out. -idontwannaknow
Travis is such a SpectrAlert Advance when he doesn't get his way, he almost broke the windows
Spectralert Advance by Jahamez April 20, 2019

Yung Advance 

15 year old Artist from New Jersey with over 100k streams.
Yung Advance is an upcoming artist that dropped his new single ''Top''
Yung Advance by DopeShitMan May 4, 2021

School For Advanced Suffering 

The name students of Special Forces Assessment and Selection 'lovingly' refer to it as. Three weeks of hell that includes: running, ruck marching, land navigation, and the dreaded Team Week.

Also the first step in soldiers' training to become US Army Special Forces soldiers, known as the Green Berets.
I'm so glad we somehow made it through the School For Advanced Suffering.

Wow! You did? Did you get selected there?

I did.

Gameboy Advance 

AKA : the triumphant return of the Super Nintendo!
"The GBA is 32-bit, but the games remind me of the glorious ol' days of the Super Nintendo....^_^ ^_^ ^_^ "
-me
Gameboy Advance by Dave June 14, 2004
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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