Definitions by Jahamez

New England Puntriots

The only thing the team is good at. Punting the ball back to their opponents

Did you see drake Maye try to throw but get shot down 4 times. New England Puntriots

New England Puntriots by Jahamez February 8, 2026

Benedicting 

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

Benedicting by Jahamez July 21, 2025

lapsed-tino 

A Hispanic or Latino person who no longer associates with their culture and instead opts to embrace white culture.

Man look at Juan over there, now goes by Jonathan, talks white, dresses so hipster like, he’s a lapsed-tino.

lapsed-tino by Jahamez November 18, 2022

Empty the Vactor 

Public Works slang for taking a number 2

Me: I’m gonna go and empty the vactor real quick
Coworker: I already did that earlier today
Me: No the Vactor, my bowels!
Coworker: oh! That Vactor

Empty the Vactor by Jahamez August 28, 2022

Hart 

Acronym for Horribly Assembled Ryobi Tools, sold by Walmart

I wish I could have bought DeWalt instead of these cheap Walmart branded Hart power tools.

Hart by Jahamez December 22, 2021

Butane 

A bastard gas

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”
-Bobby Hill

Butane by Jahamez December 21, 2021

Hummer 

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

Hummer by Jahamez September 6, 2021