Jahamez's definitions

Hart

Acronym for Horribly Assembled Ryobi Tools, sold by Walmart

I wish I could have bought DeWalt instead of these cheap Walmart branded Hart power tools.

by Jahamez December 22, 2021

Ay Dios Mio Coño

A phrase that Domingo Ayala yells out whenever he feels pain or after he’s taken a swing during BP

(Domingo falls off bike) “Ay dios mio coño”

by Jahamez May 15, 2019

Ayrab

Anybody from outside of America.

“Well, you're all Ayrabs to me, the blacks, the Jews. Those blue, tree hugging queers in Avatar. I fact anyone from outside of America is technically an Ayrab.”
- John C. Reilly

by Jahamez December 29, 2019

Rope balls

The act of landing on your balls off the top rope or any suspended cable.

AJ Styles had a bad case of rope balls, he’s gonna be out for a while after that accident.

by Jahamez July 21, 2019

Crane arms

A person who has very strong arms and typically muscular

My gosh, Tyson has very strong crane arms, he can lift a fridge

by Jahamez July 19, 2019

Gorilla Glue

A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.

I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.

by Jahamez February 9, 2021

Liberal

An annoying, college aged hipster that objects to all traditions, and thinks that most flags are racist.

Conservative: “Puts up Gadsden flag in yard”

Annoying Liberal Next door: OMG that flag is so anti feminist, anti gay and racist! I though racism was extinct!!

by Jahamez April 13, 2020