Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 6, 2021

Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 1, 2021

Gorilla Glue

A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.

I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.

by Jahamez February 9, 2021

Liberal

An annoying, college aged hipster that objects to all traditions, and thinks that most flags are racist.

Conservative: “Puts up Gadsden flag in yard”

Annoying Liberal Next door: OMG that flag is so anti feminist, anti gay and racist! I though racism was extinct!!

by Jahamez April 13, 2020

Butane

A bastard gas

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”
-Bobby Hill

by Jahamez December 21, 2021

Benedicting

To outright betray someone.

Mr. Arnold went on a Benedicting spree and joined the British red coats.

by Jahamez July 21, 2025

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019