24 definitions by Jahamez

Bergdahl

Any soldier who deserts his/her base without proper authorization

Drill instructor: YOU LADIES BETTER NOT LEAVE MY BASE, OR YOU’LL END UP LIKE POOR BERGDAHL, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!

Recruits: YES DRILL SERGEANT!!

by Jahamez April 29, 2020

Hummer

Huge Unnecessary Money Muncher Eroding Roads

Hummer: drives by freshly paved road

Road pavers: way to go hummer, thanks for nothing!

by Jahamez September 7, 2021

Bugle Master

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

by Jahamez January 12, 2021

Unitedstatesian

A literal translation of the Spanish word Estadounidense, which is the equivalent of American in Spanish

Me: what’s the English translation of estadounidense
Spanish teacher: unitedstatesian
Me: ¿que?

by Jahamez July 30, 2019

Spankinator

A dad who always beats his kids.

I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.

by Jahamez May 8, 2019

Ay Dios Mio Coño

A phrase that Domingo Ayala yells out whenever he feels pain or after he’s taken a swing during BP

(Domingo falls off bike) “Ay dios mio coño”

by Jahamez May 16, 2019

Rope balls

The act of landing on your balls off the top rope or any suspended cable.

AJ Styles had a bad case of rope balls, he’s gonna be out for a while after that accident.

by Jahamez July 22, 2019