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abstinince 

if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby
im a hick and can't spell fairly easy words
abstinince by Wet Bagels McGee April 21, 2005

Abstainer 

Used in place of Wanker as wanking has become mainstream. Infers that someone does not wank at all, and consequently there is something wrong with them.
Stop acting like an abstainer.
Abstainer by Vumnoo October 19, 2011

abstinized 

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.
"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"
abstinized by Billy Badass April 11, 2005

Total abstainer 

Someone who abstains from substances or practices that could be considered vices, usually things like alcohol (or drunkenness), tobacco, (illegal)drugs, and premarital sex.
Jim is a total abstainer, he doesn't ever do anything when he goes to parties.
Total abstainer by GH Dogg February 5, 2009

abstinized 

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.
"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."
abstinized by Luke April 13, 2005
anything so stupid and/or crazy the object or situation must have been created void of thought while drunk on absinthe.
When Betsy hang glided stoned on barbiturates and alcohol her landing upside down in the 3rd floor of the police station was abstinine.
Abstinine by Beavmetal December 1, 2021