abstanice

The stopping of young animals from being sexually active and making baby sheeps that grow up as crack dealers.

"The old sweaty farmer forced his animals to be be abstanice."

by omgitsmaddiee October 18, 2008

abstinince

if you seriously think this is how you spell abstinence, you probably already have a baby

im a hick and can't spell fairly easy words

by Wet Bagels McGee April 21, 2005

Abstainer

Used in place of Wanker as wanking has become mainstream. Infers that someone does not wank at all, and consequently there is something wrong with them.

Stop acting like an abstainer.

by Vumnoo October 19, 2011

abstinized

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.

"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"

by Billy Badass April 11, 2005

Total abstainer

Someone who abstains from substances or practices that could be considered vices, usually things like alcohol (or drunkenness), tobacco, (illegal)drugs, and premarital sex.

Jim is a total abstainer, he doesn't ever do anything when he goes to parties.

by GH Dogg February 5, 2009

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

Abstinine

anything so stupid and/or crazy the object or situation must have been created void of thought while drunk on absinthe.

When Betsy hang glided stoned on barbiturates and alcohol her landing upside down in the 3rd floor of the police station was abstinine.

by Beavmetal December 1, 2021