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Asstinence 

Asstinence= Only doing it in the bum.
If teenagers are going to have sex, they should stick to asstinence because you probably won't get preggo in the pooper.
Asstinence by kgetson December 22, 2010

Abstinence Prone 

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim
Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

abstinence only

A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.
In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra
abstinence only by a2boy1der April 12, 2010

abstinence only education 

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.
Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

Abstinence 

Something people like me do for reasons not always religious. I'm abstinent because I don't wanna be that girl who got pregnant when she was 15 and now has a McJob.
Abstinence is not always for religious reasons.
Abstinence by ****^_^**** May 3, 2010

certified abstinence instructor 

A life-calling for a precious few, incredibly optimistic individuals who think that it's actually possible to bridle the massive force of copulation using reason, logic, gods wrath, consequence or any other easy to ignore methodology.
I'm a certified abstinence instructor; das right! I don't care how worked up their loins be ge'in, a few pictures of god's herpes curse will shrink that hard-on faster than a busted cherry on prom-nite.
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Respectfully 

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