abstinized

The act of deriving pleasure from sitting around and talking about not having sex but knowing that you will actually grow up to have over 18 billion offspring in your life.

"Hey im from the first baptist church! lets go burn some witches and then get abstenized with each other!"

by Billy Badass April 11, 2005

abstinized

one who dries out due to lack of sex, usually resulting from an insanely lame strategy of courtship.

"hey man, let me tell you, after i broke up with that !@#$(*^)!! fucking tab whore, i became abstinized."

by Luke April 13, 2005

Abstinine

anything so stupid and/or crazy the object or situation must have been created void of thought while drunk on absinthe.

When Betsy hang glided stoned on barbiturates and alcohol her landing upside down in the 3rd floor of the police station was abstinine.

by Beavmetal December 1, 2021

Austinized

When someone goes to or moves to Austin and instantly becomes pretentious. They will usually make sure to let their buddies know exactly just how cool they are for being in Austin and how much better it is there then where they are from. They can usually be seen taking pictures of their food or anything really austin-esque to send to their buddies back home.

Hey whatever happened to him? He used to be so humble.

Awhhh man he went to Austin and came back austinized

by thelovermuthafucka August 30, 2019

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016