abserd 

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: obserd

abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?

abserd by jonkatz January 27, 2009

absurdres 

Very high resolution images.

An image with this tag should be at least 3200 pixels wide or 2400 pixels tall.

That picture of Lala should be tagged with absurdres

absurdres by StickyAnimeRice December 6, 2011

absurdism 

Life is meaningless. Have a cup of coffee.

Albert Camus, one of the pioneers of absurdism, once said, "Should I kill myself or, have a cup of coffee?"

absurdism by darthvishous November 13, 2017

Aberdonian Activity 

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.

Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.

Aberdonian Activity by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022

absed 

absed is a state of drunkenness that involves weirdly staring at your phone and holding it like a crab

Oh look, he's gotten himself absed.

absed by The Danny O June 11, 2020

The Absurd

The philosophical conflict between a man’s tendency to seek hot bitches in life and the inability to find any. This term was first coined by Albert Camus through his works regarding Absurdism, a philosophy he popularized largely throughout the 1940’s.

Man 1: “Hey man, where did all the hot bitches go?”

Man 2: “I don’t know man, It seems as though they’ve been wiped off the face of the earth.”

Man 1: “Fuck, It looks like we’ve just nosedived straight into The absurd.”

Man 2: “Oof.”

The Absurd by Hot Bitch On Mars July 3, 2018

Absurdistan 

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

Absurdistan by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003