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Aberdonian 

Someone from Aberdeen. Aberdonians are renown for their incomprehensible dialect (doric) and alcoholism. The most common Scottish stereotype for Aberdonians is that they are "sheep shaggers". However a more accurate generalisation is: wasted and ignorant.
Student of Aberdeen University: 'One wasted guy on Belmont Street yesterday said to me "Whaddup homes?" but was Aberdonian and white, I called him MC HAMMERED. The thing is, he giggled at that but then died with laughter when he tried to find a word to say how often he got like that; and I said "frequently". He found it hillarious... I love Aberdeen.'
Aberdonian by The Beer Pong Prince September 23, 2010
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Aberdonian 

An ancient Scottish slang word for "sheep shagger".
Commonly misinterpreted as meaning someone from Aberdeen.
Tam: "That lad sounds Aberdonian"
Eck: "That's no very nice Tam"
Tam: "Fit?"
Eck: "That's Willy, he's a coo farmer anyway"
Tam: "O' right no, eh meant he's fae Aberdeen"
Eck: "Ah, why didnae ye just say that in the first place?"
Aberdonian by YeMadFanny August 16, 2011

Aberdonian Activity 

Aberdonian Activity: a term to describe the type of reprobate activity the citizens of Aberdeen get up to.
Tom: did you hear about Kevin?
Jason: What about him?
Tom: He robbed the local corner shop to fund his ketamine habit
Jason: Thats some Aberdonian Activity right there.
Aberdonian Activity by bigbaws9862 December 7, 2022

Aberdonian Foreplay

Sitting in front of a space heater to warm up before having sex. Typically done by couples in the winter in Aberdeen due to the cold temperatures and poor housing insulation.
Tom: It's November so me and Janice have been doing some aberdonian foreplay before we get down to it

Mike: Yeah I know what you mean, it's been baltic the last couple nights, I might have to bust out my heater too
Aberdonian Foreplay by Plumflower November 12, 2023

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026