When someone is a Aberdaddy they can also be called a aberdad. This means that they are really cool relaxed but primarily love to get the best grade and shove it in your face.
An Aberdaddy is an extremely good looking dude with a ten-foot penis. He will do anything to get the pussy and he makes other people laugh. People normally call him their daddy, men and women alike. If you ever see him on the street, he should be treated with the utmost respect.
Person 1: Hey what is something you look for in a perfect man.
Person 2: There's only one thing and that's that they are an Aberdaddy.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*