absduction 

The point in a middle-aged man's life when he realizes his rock hard abdominal muscles have been kidnapped.

I don't have a flabby beer gut.I am a victim of absduction.

absduction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

abduction fetish

To kidnap or carry a person away by force, used in sex play.

Although Lana had no desire to truly be kidnapped, she had one hell of an abduction fetish.

abduction fetish by Beatle_Babe October 23, 2008

alien abduction survivor 

An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.

"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."

alien abduction survivor by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012

Alien Abduction 

A term grown out of the alien abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "Anal Probe" while they are passed out.

Girl: Did you cornhole me while I was out?
Boy: No, it must have been an alien abduction.

Alien Abduction by bubba May 4, 2004

Passive Abduction 

The use of influence, guilt trips and essentially any other spoken or emotional trigger to get a person to a location they would otherwise not voluntarily go to.

I used a bit of passive abduction to get Fred to my meeting.

Passive Abduction by KerrBox July 29, 2009

Abduction 

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.

a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!

Abduction by StabthePab January 9, 2012

Alien Abduction Survivor 

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.

"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."

Alien Abduction Survivor by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012