Probe

A blowjob.

Chris: "Matt, I hear your girlfriend gives the best Probe..."
Matt: "That's none of your business you piece of shit".

by DJProbeMaster November 22, 2010

Probe

Something that young men who tan too much and have no future drive as if it's a Lotus.

"I'm such a tool, I had to buy a Ford Probe!"

by Lottylula May 19, 2008

Probe

A ginger person. My big bros mate is called "richard probert" so they call him probe he is ginger so wen eva my bg bro sees a ginger he will shout pppprrrroooobbbe newhere even in da cinema!

*drivin down da road*
"PPPPPPPPPRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOBBBEEEEE"
Arh poor ginger!!!

by Chloe weeks December 6, 2004

probe

fingering one's butthole to obtain guilty pleasure

Who do I have to probe around this place to get some chardonnay?

by Ricky Wang August 12, 2005

probe

What aliens do to you once you have been abducted in to their space craft. Many abductee's claim this has happened to them, usually the alien probe is inserted in to the anus.
I cant explain to you why they like that particular intrusion.

"i got abducted by aliens in my sleep last night. I went in to their spaceship and they probed me up"
"that fuckin green alian sick fuck stuck his probe in my ass"
"if aliens abduct me, my over and under shotgun should end their little probe party"

by P.Rickshaw October 9, 2007

Probing

Sticking a fist, toy, or any large object in a girls ass

Last night my girlfriend wanted to try something new, so I started probing her.

by bg_nick January 31, 2015

probed

1)a all-chick band from montreal
2) What aliens do to you when you are abducted.

1)"hey, there goes probed"
2) "Dude, your ass is bleeding"
"That's cuz i was abducted earlier to day and probed my some fucking aliens."

by cathyyyy June 6, 2004