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amanda abbington 

A British Actress best known for her roles as Mary Morstan in BBC's Sherlock and Miss Mardle in Mr Selfridge. She is the long term partner of actor Martin Freeman. She is made of sass, wit and perfection.
amanda abbington by Thedaggerlion November 7, 2014

Ashington 

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.
On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.
Ashington by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

Stefan Abingdon 

Stefan is most well known for being in the band The Midnight Beast, with Ashley Horne and Dru Wakely. Having Youtube hits such as "Tik Tok", "Lez-be-friends" and "Ninjas" to name a few, but they are not "Just another Boyband"*. He has the most amazing hair in the world, and if a girl doesn't like him, "she must be a Lesbian"*. He is "quite well hung"* and uses this as one of his many chat up lines, but he's not just a "Booty Call"*. He's also in the band The Chapters and has been in The Clik Clik, Perfect People and many, many more. His voice is SEX and he is GORGEOUS as well as being super nice. He is known to wear clothes that have never been made and listen to bands that haven't recorded any music yet. He also creates awesome dance routines.
(quotes from - "Boyband", "Lez-be-friends", "Booty Call" and "Tic Tok")
Girl 1 - "OMG have you met Stefan Abingdon?"

Girl 2 - "Yeah i did at his gig last week, he's amazing isn't he?"

Girl 1 - "I hate you..."
Stefan Abingdon by ooxlauurrrenxoo October 15, 2010

Stefan Abingdon 

British hottie from the band The Midnight Beast, most often known for their Tik Tok Ke$ha parody.

Formerly in the Clik Clik, Perfect People, and My Dunks.

He has big, poofy hair and sings with a british accent that's so sexy you'll want to die.
Person 1: Have you head Stefan Abingdon sing before?

Person 2: YES he's like sex on legs.
Stefan Abingdon by xofromtexas January 1, 2010

Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

Arlington 

So unknown that it's better to tell people you're just from D.C.
"Where are you from?"
"Arlington."
"Where?"
"Virginia."
"What?"
"D.C."
"Oh, have you met the president?"
Arlington by bovach March 18, 2009