Abbingtinians

These are rare creatures that identify themselves as human beings in the female gender. Usually if not always go by the abreviated name of “Abby” or “Abs”, in more rarer cases, even “Shaheed Khan Jr.”. These beings are usually cryptic in a spiritual way, believing that their reflections in mirrors grant super human powers- although undocumented, this is truly believed within low income communities. They often speak in tongues that were thought to be pig latin for many years, however, over the course of years we’ve determined they were speaking a mix of pig latin and 2 second clips from the famous children’s show “Spongebob”.

DO NOT GIVE CAFFEINATED DRINKS AFTER 9PM

“It’s gotta say the most beautiful crooked toed woman in the world”. Yep thats an Abbingtinians all right!

by Ricky Rats July 26, 2024