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once upon a time

there live a boy who came from another planet. he had spikey hair, and a tail He lived with an old man named ¨Gohan¨ But the little boy caused alot of trouble for gohan until one day, the little boy fell and hit his head, the little boy changed for the better he became pure hearted oh how the little boy was such a good boy but gohan said not to look at the moon and then one day. the little boy did and something bad happens and his gohan DIED. oh how the little boy was sad but he kept living and then many years later the little boy turned 11 Where he met this Lovely young lady Who tried to shoot him her name was bulma the little boy took her inside his tiny little hut, where Bulma tried to seduce him and take his magical 4 ball which the little boy got from gohan, bulma failed but bulma said to help her find the balls the little boy agreed and so they went meeting many friend a Turtle who needed help, a old man who was a creep, a shape shifting pig, a king who kingdom was burning, and a lovely little girl who has a crush on the little boy and a young bandit with a funny floating cat these friends (not the turtle or old man) joined the little boy and bulma and went off to find the dragon balls but oh no a EVIL blue thing and his minions a dog and a beautiful lady trap the little boy and his friend but then the little boy looked at the moon and turned into a HUGE ape he destory most of the castle of evil blue man and his minions and saved the world (the end)
Grandpa: AND THAT a Story not some bullshit of this dumb book

grandkid: why.. why did you explain the whole plot of dragon ball?
a Story by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ April 27, 2023
Words you can keep
once upon a time

there was a kid who lived in a house on his own

one day a guy broke in with a knife

you know what happens next...

...thats right, they had a pizza party!!

they ate so much pizza

the guy who broke in said the kid could have some candy in his white van

you know what happens next...

...you called it again!!!! :D they drove to the theme park and had fun on the rides XD

they were eating some cake and the guy approached the kid from behind with a knife...

...and cut the cake evenly so they both got a few slices!! :DDD

then they got back in the white van and drove somewhere...

...it was back to the kids home and he got into bed, ready to sleep

and then when he was sleeping the guy broke in through his window and kidnapped him :)

the end
Grandpa: "kids, dont eat pizza with grown men you dont know... or youll end up with a best friend for life!!!!! :D"
Kids: "that was the worst excuse of a story ive ever heard"
A Story by naminaidk June 14, 2024

A Story For The Boys 

When you do something completely ridiculous so that later on you can have a story for the boys.
The Boys: "Hey what convinced you to want to bang that 34 year old milf with two kids?"

Some Beauty: "Ah I was thinking about it and then I figured it'd be A Story For The Boys."

a story at three 

an AWESOME local band playing emo, punk and hXc
local to stoke on trent in england anyway...
go visit their site www.astoryatthreerock.tk
i saw them at the 'mill the other night, fuckin ace... loving Chris
a story at three by sofo December 4, 2004

it's not a story 

I just don't feel like going to the party, it's not a story
it's not a story by Shaz100 November 16, 2014

That Reminds Me of A Story 

So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.
Joe: So how was your day?
Mama: THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY, So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

tell me a story 2 

Part 2

The identity talked to the the guy through live streams and asked him questions. Eventually it asked the right question and got the same answer the girl got, only slightly different. The girl thinks she understands now but is still skeptical. She wondered if the guy broke up with her for other reasons. Was she not pretty enough? Did she act too weird around him? Did she do something wrong? She could recall many times that she has acted weird, or didn’t look her best, and did things a good person wouldn’t do. She was very obnoxious at times, and she once admitted she liked them too when someone told her they did. Of course the guy found out about it. So the girl believes that was the reason the guy lost interest, and broke up with her. She misses him so much and knows she's done him wrong, but does not know if he feels the same. But we will never know their future. Until it happens.
I told you it would be sad. I'm sorry. here's a tissue. This is a true story that I've experienced. And I regret lying to everyone about me having split personality disorder. And I regret the choices I've made in the past. Hopefully my friends will forgive me one day.
tell me a story 2
The big sister said she's too tired and that she'd tell her one tomorrow. The girl on the top bunk said "but you told me you'd tell me a story yesterday. this is unfair. >:"
tell me a story 2 by Jaydenality2 September 3, 2021
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