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Don't be a Richard 

Literally translating to Don't be a Dick. Trust me, nobody wants an exposed Richard unless asked for.
"Bro, your girlfriends a serious ratchet."

"Hey, Don't be a Richard."

"Never cry over a hoe, bro! Never!"

A Richard Picture

When a polite gentlemen, after courting a woman of his choosing with extraneous flirtation and philatio, unbuttons his pants and shovels out his Sir Penis, which in them he will take a photography device also of his choosing and snapping some very chivalric and sexual pictures of his trouser snake. After this, he politely sends this picture to his woman, and then they get together and fuck.
Samuel- Listen, so I was talkin' to this fine woman, her name was Sara, and I sent her a Richard Picture after talking for a little while.
Eugene-Hah, I'm sure she enjoyed it?
Samuel-We had sex.
Eugene-Radical

Being a Richard 

Like saying being a dick, but using the derivative for the name dick makes it acceptable for formal company without sounding vulgar and offending any body.
(In the company of the President)

Bill: Dude you ate all of the pork, your being a richard.

President: What?
Being a Richard by haydoh playdoh January 6, 2012

Pulling a Richard 

One who comes into a home and purposely takes a crap before leaving; often accompanied with mooching.
"Doug finally forced me to invite him over to play Guitar Hero, and he totally pulled a Richard in the hallway bathroom! I can't go in there anymore!"

"Really? Wow, what an ass. Pulling a Richard is suck a dick move."
Pulling a Richard by davidio92 January 6, 2009

Eat a Richard 

Understanding that dick is short for Richard. Eat a Richard means eat a dick, because Richard is long for dick.
With all due respect eat a Richard and wash it down with a protein shake.
Eat a Richard by Master11223385 November 27, 2022

doing a richard parker 

To rudely leave somewhere without telling someone. Disappearing a banterous place without saying goodbye, like dat big cat in life of pi.
Guy: Where's Dave gone?
Guy: can't see him, doing a richard parker, the git.