a marc 

Not as good as a John.

Having a Marc is not as good as having a John.

a marc by whistlesnip June 28, 2021

to pull a Marc 

The act of getting into the shower, removing one's attire and starting to shower, while other people are using the same bathroom.

"Bethan totally pulled a Marc on me this morning! I was brushing my teeth and she just hopped into the shower."

"I'm going to pull a Marc on Andrew: I don't care he gets uncomfortable, I need to get ready."

to pull a Marc by Marble_Factorian March 18, 2014

Did a Marc Rosales 

Approaching females in a party/club environment and saying an insanely stupid line that gets you instantly and brutally rejected

I approached my friend and asked her if shes a good kisser, to be instantly rejected, I truely did a Marc Rosales

Did a Marc Rosales by Harry1208 November 7, 2018

pulling a marc 

When the result of a heavy night of drinking includes passing out on the couch at your own place, pissing yourself, and breaking multiple electronic devices stored in your pocket at the time with the unconscious passing of urine. These actions usually occur in a cyclical nature, repeating until the warranty wears out on said electronic devices.

person 1: where the hell is marc?
person 2: i have no idea.. i blacked out last night
person 1: wtf? his phone's dead.. lets go find him..

15 mins later....

person 2: (walking down hallway towards marc's room)

did you also piss yourself last night?
person 1: no dude, definitely not me..

person 2: (enter's marc's room)

why is marc passed out on the couch?
perosn 1: that smell was definitely coming from in here..
person 2: his bed is soaked with piss
person 1: i guess that's why he's passed out on the couch..
person 2: he has also pissed his pants again on the couch.. thats probably why he wasn't answering his phone.. he was probably pulling a marc and breaking his cell phone again
person 1: why are you looking in his pants..
person 2: i let him borrow my ipod last night

(marc wakes up)

marc: dude, drew.. why did you unbotton my pants

drew: dude, call me person 2

pulling a marc by kizzle420 May 21, 2010

Pulled a Marc 

To do something like Marc-André. Usually means to fuck up.

1. In card games, to pull a Marc is to take back something you waaaaay after your turn ended. Usually fucks the games up and pisses off the other player(s).

2. In school or any other place where you get graded, to pull a Marc means to bomb a test, exam, etc.

3. In video games, to pull a Marc refers to untimely defeat.

1. Guy 1: Okay, I play this card. Your turn
Guy 2: So I'll play this card and you lose.
Guy 1: NO WAIT I take it back I'll play THIS card and you actually don't win.
Guy 2: What the fuck! Stop pulling Marcs!!

2. Guy 1: Dude how'd you do on your math exam?
Guy 2: I pulled a Marc and got a 12% on it and now I have to go to summer school.
Guy 1: Bummer.

3. (Silently hiding behind some shrubbery)
n00b: I see him...he's got this super l33t sniper rifle. I'd better rush him so he can't hit me. (runs at him in a straight line)
HEADSHOT!
L33t: Fucking n00b!
n00b: Aw I pulled a Marc!

Pulled a Marc by ArkaneDemon June 17, 2008

Taking a Marc 

Other term for going to the bathroom.

I can't go out right now I'm taking a Marc.

Taking a Marc by Ryan beast mode April 25, 2022

Pulling a Marc 

It happens when your dad just disappears out of thin air. He leaves to get the milk and never ever comes back.

I really like having my dad around to play catch with. I hope pulling a marc isn’t on his bingo card.

Pulling a Marc by sassmagoo December 25, 2024