a Whitey

A grown man, often elderly, who is noticeably very short and has malformed body parts like the legendary film character Whitey Duvall.

That short dude's such a Whitey.

a Whitey by Bandit Heeler April 13, 2024

pulled a whitey 

if you smoke too much weed causing you to get fucked up real bad

"last night was so crazy, cant believe the weed was so strong that i pulled a whitey

pulled a whitey by trustmedaddy August 28, 2015

Throw a whitey 

Not a racist term, but a product of drinking booze THEN puffing the cheeba.
It's name is based sround the fact that you:
a) go white
b) see nothign but stars (white or green ones) and promptly spazz out on the floor, sometimes accompanied by vomiting and the farts.

"Chrissy just took a huge bong hit and threw a whitey,... think he's in the toilet driving the porcelain bus."

Throw a whitey by Flea May 20, 2004

Tossed A Whitey 

When one pukes uncontrollably after ripping a gravity bong, that was pulled so thick it was white like a cloud.

"Hoover tossed a whitey after Benny pulled one for him."

Tossed A Whitey by Fritz The Kat October 5, 2005

Pop A Whitey 

Popping a whitey is where you have smoked too much marijuana and feel that you need to vomit.

Popping a whitey, or whiting out is frowned upon in the cannabis smoking community, and should be avoided.

The phrase 'hold your colour' can be said to someone who is in the popping process.

Bradz: Hey you ok man?

Adeh: He's popping a whitey man!

D: Poppin' a whitey off one joint!

Poleface: Hold Ya Colour Man! Don't pop a whitey on me man!

Pop A Whitey by jackchillin94 September 6, 2009

Flipping a Whitey

The sudden and obvious onset of marijuana induced paranoia in a very public setting.

So named for the subject's tendency to adopt all the nervous and fidgety mannerisms of the stereotypical "socially awkward white guy" irrespective of one's actual race.

Dude Jon is totally flipping a whitey in the middle of Tiffany & Co. Get him the fuck out of here before they call SWAT.

Flipping a Whitey by yessum15 December 22, 2013

A White Hole 

Similar to a black hole in nature.

A whitehole is a super-intense black hole of basic, generic, whiteness. We're talking basic white girl starter pack conversations on steroids.

A whitehole can also be used as a substitute for the word "asshole" or "bitch". Especially when talking about someone who is obnoxious or has priveledge.

Your conversations with a whitehole will go so fucking beige and basic that you can taste it in your mouth.

-Its like a blackhole of basic, genericism, trash, pure average white girls that is so fucking annoying that it bends gravity. It tries to seduce and derail everything in its path.

Will seem to slow down time by never seeming to stop talking.

A whitehole is usually trying to pretend to be anything other than basic because they feel shame because they're so fucking basic

This includes using identifying labels such as "parfait girl" to feel special. But in reality, this girl is so average, she could blend in anywhere like camo.

Usually spotted wearing uggs, yoga pants. Likes to "travel". Can't wake up in the morning without her coffee. Usually a frequenter of starbucks. Has nothing special to say. No original thoughts of her own.

Unironically quotes Taylor Swift and Pitbull. Will try to end racism by changing their profile to black. Will try to end humanitarian crises with hashtags and crying emojis to show that they care. Then will quickly become distracted by their latest drama.

Stacy is such a white hole, I can't stand her!

Uh oh, I feel like we're walking into a whitehole!

Help! I'm getting sucked into a white hole.

A White Hole by wealldobadthingsdontdenyit March 10, 2022