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a tube going 

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

pull a tube 

To take a hit from the bong.
Hey Steve let’s smoke a joint. Nah I’d rather pull a tube.
pull a tube by Louudog March 15, 2018

twist a tube up 

A male engaging in anal sex with another man. The "tube" is derived from the large amount of lube necessary to enter the anal cavity. Twisting a tube means literally twisting a tube of lube so that you get every last bit of lubrication out of it, those last few drops.
Yeah, I saw Jim leave with that guy.. whatever though, they're probably heading back to his apartment to twist a tube up.
twist a tube up by A - L - X June 7, 2007

lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.
Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!

Blowin’ a tube

Blowin a tube is like when you have a lot of milk or ice cream and you’re lactose intolerant and you run to the bathroom and blow the tube clean out. Your tummy can’t handle it, and you blow a tube.
Hey Tony, I had way too much mozzarella last night and was really blowin’ a tube. I had some explosive diarrhea!

Rock in a tube sock 

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.
damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock
Rock in a tube sock by Chunkybuddha January 14, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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