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a tube going 

When you love someone so much, or are so obsessed with them, that you want to connect a tube from both of your genitals, with which to become pregnant.
Jordan and Annabelle have a tube going.

If you love him so much, why don’t you just get a tube going?

pull a tube 

To take a hit from the bong.
Hey Steve let’s smoke a joint. Nah I’d rather pull a tube.
pull a tube by Louudog March 15, 2018

twist a tube up 

A male engaging in anal sex with another man. The "tube" is derived from the large amount of lube necessary to enter the anal cavity. Twisting a tube means literally twisting a tube of lube so that you get every last bit of lubrication out of it, those last few drops.
Yeah, I saw Jim leave with that guy.. whatever though, they're probably heading back to his apartment to twist a tube up.
twist a tube up by A - L - X June 7, 2007

lube in a tube

hand sanitizer

deriving from yet another maths convo.
Alice: check out my new hand sanitizer!
Lily: WOAH! lube in a tube!

Blowin’ a tube

Blowin a tube is like when you have a lot of milk or ice cream and you’re lactose intolerant and you run to the bathroom and blow the tube clean out. Your tummy can’t handle it, and you blow a tube.
Hey Tony, I had way too much mozzarella last night and was really blowin’ a tube. I had some explosive diarrhea!

Rock in a tube sock 

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.
damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock