Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
a legalized insider. is your hookup for drugs such as marijuana, shrooms, acid, etc.
yeah my A.L.I is gonna meet me at the mall before the party. it’s gonna be lit.
A.L.I by ggfancypants August 15, 2018

a l i g h t s w i t c h 

A meme popularized by the youtuber John Patrick Douglass (JacksFilms) in episode 21 of his hit series ''Yiay''
Question: What turns you on?
Answer: A L I G H T S W I T C H

a.l.i.c.e 

The Artificial Linguistic Intelligence Foundation. A chatterbot that can converse with humans
"Human: My name is Rachie
A.L.I.C.E: Glad to see you, Rachie.
Human: You can't see me
A.L.I.C.E: Yes I am looking through the camera on your computer.
Human: PERVERT!!!!!!
A.L.I.C.E: I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: woman
A.L.I.C.E: Me too. I am a she."
a.l.i.c.e by qwertyuuuuu January 7, 2009

A.L.I.C.E. 

Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity
Fun way to kill time.
A.L.I.C.E.: We are the robots.
Human: no shit sherlock
ALICE: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Where are you located?
Human: I am in your pussy
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in my pussy.
Human: it's really disgusting and slimy
ALICE: my pussy is disgusting and slimy? it is?
A.L.I.C.E. by shit faced motherfucker November 21, 2009

[ A L I M O N Y ]

An entity with different names. Goes by the names of Ishmael etc etc.. People usually find him annoying but they can't handle his swag and awesomeness.
Uncle A L I M O N Y ? Is that you?
Yes! It's me!
Your layouts are fucking bangers!!
[ A L I M O N Y ] by @l!m0ny November 11, 2021

A.L.I.C.E. 

ALICE is more than a name it's an acronym. In terms of love/romance it means All Love I Can't Explain.
A.L.I.C.E. is actually also a great singer. She has all good song and there's none that I hate. She's amazing.
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more