_____gohantard 

A handsome man who never misses

“_____Gohantard never misses”

_____gohantard by anonymous May 17, 2021

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Goontard

Like a fucktard but think goonier. The epitomy of hick moron with no common sense.

"My boyfriends relatives are a bunch of goontards"

Goontard by Shannon (CREAM) November 4, 2006

Gontard 

A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.

1) Gontard had a nice munch on the soul of Kyle Burns.

2) The Gontard is straight fucked.

Gontard by nhl_dalton_:) July 27, 2010

goontard

An extremely stupid person. A major moron

Tom is such a goontard

goontard by Jeremy H October 27, 2005

goatard 

a man who never miss

did you heated abt goatard?
yes he's so seggsy and he pull everyone omg, he rule all the anime tiktok and he never miss

goatard by goatard March 22, 2021

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

goontard by d6ree November 6, 2023