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Goontard
GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.
Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.
Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?
Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.
Tim: Sorry bro.
Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.
Goontard by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020
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A small dwarf kind of creature. This mystical figure lives in the tree tops of Hungry Hollow. It is said to have 3 feet, 7 eyes, 5 backs and 0 ears. "It" uses echolocation to interact and move around. A member of the bat/vampire family. Feeds on the souls of children from the county of Georgetown. BEWARE OF GONTARD.
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