Zulch

noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.

Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.

Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability

I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang

by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

Zulch

An large explosion of cum

I just zulched all over her face

by Don't care didn't ask December 21, 2019

Zunch

A meal eatin while on excessive amounts of alprazolam. Typically around lunch time.

You tryna join me and Chad for some zunch in the quad later?

by zunchmaster February 25, 2019

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

by Stagmen March 29, 2017

zulkhairi

Soft inside and fierce outside. A Zulkhairi always knows if his loved ones are in pain and it pains him if they are. A Zulkhairi is lovable and dares not to hit the person he loves. Laughs alot to never show the pain inside.

Aw, you're such a Zulkhairi.

by 19march December 26, 2016

Zulhilmi

The women's dream. A person who is so stylish, handsome, kind and polite in speech. It does not ripple because it considers it worldly. Suffice it to its name. Do something with great determination to stick to the principle of effect is greater than perfect

*You're such Zulhilmi man. Thank you.
*His personality is so Zulhilmi

by TheRealFortuneTeller August 2, 2017

el zilcho

1.) Zero.

2.) What you find when you're boned.

Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!

Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.

Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.

Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?

by canadienbang March 2, 2010