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A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
When Chad saw Paul P. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.
Zelch by billsfan2 August 27, 2010
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Adam zelch 

A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut
Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch
Adam zelch by Dburn3 July 12, 2016
A very unstylish snowboard maneuver where the boarder attempts to boardslide but doesn't quite get the board around the full 90 degrees. The term was inspired by Zach Leach, who did it all the time
Snowboarder 1: that front board was so sick!
Snowboarder 2: nah dude he totally zeached
zeach by serious poser May 2, 2015

el zilcho 

1.) Zero.

2.) What you find when you're boned.
Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!

Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.

Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.

Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
el zilcho by canadienbang March 2, 2010
You're zench if you gotta look up the definition
Kyle: Yo you're such a chenz Brad
Chad: Nahhh my son is straight ZENCH
Zench by FryradDarad December 4, 2019

Zechariah 

The most amazing boy a girl could ever ask for.
He is absolutely perfect, even though he doesn't think so.
Extremely attractive, kind, caring, modest, loving, brave, crazy, smart, understanding...
He is loved by everyone.
"Did you see Zechariah today? He's really cool!"

"Dude, that girl Zeek likes is SO lucky..."
Zechariah by Candle Lights February 6, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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