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Zelch
A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch
by Guntherthepriest June 29, 2009
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dirtpilled
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Zelch
A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.
When Chad saw Paul P. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.
by billsfan2 August 27, 2010
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