Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew a zelch.

I was awakened in the middle of the night by a painful Zelch

by Guntherthepriest June 29, 2009

Zelch

A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks.

When Chad saw Paul P. in the cafeteria, he had an instant zelch.

by billsfan2 August 27, 2010

Adam zelch

A scruffy ugly smelly cunt who can't afford a hair cut

Erghh look at that smelly spastic Adam zelch

by Dburn3 July 12, 2016

zeach

A very unstylish snowboard maneuver where the boarder attempts to boardslide but doesn't quite get the board around the full 90 degrees. The term was inspired by Zach Leach, who did it all the time

Snowboarder 1: that front board was so sick!
Snowboarder 2: nah dude he totally zeached

by serious poser May 2, 2015

el zilcho

1.) Zero.

2.) What you find when you're boned.

Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!

Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.

Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.

Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?

by canadienbang March 2, 2010

Zench

You're zench if you gotta look up the definition

Kyle: Yo you're such a chenz Brad
Chad: Nahhh my son is straight ZENCH

by FryradDarad December 4, 2019

Zechariah

The most amazing boy a girl could ever ask for.
He is absolutely perfect, even though he doesn't think so.
Extremely attractive, kind, caring, modest, loving, brave, crazy, smart, understanding...
He is loved by everyone.

"Did you see Zechariah today? He's really cool!"

"Dude, that girl Zeek likes is SO lucky..."

by Candle Lights February 6, 2010