To combine the act of felching and zumming
The Zulch - A combination manouvre
I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,
I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement
noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.
Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.
Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability
I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang
