Definitions by PennyLane1543

Zulching 

To combine the act of felching and zumming

The Zulch - A combination manouvre

I was in the middle of a zulch when the phone rang,

I was asked to go to a zulching party and i accepted with excitement

Zulching by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010

Zulch 

noun - the Zulch - a combination act of zumming and felching. Most popular in Fulham.

Verb - To Zulch, the art of zumming and felching at the same time. Skilll needed for this manouvre.

Zulcher, Zulchiest, Zulchable, Unzulchable, Zulchability

I was Zulching all the way through the x factor
That Zulcher just bought a new freezer
i was in the middle of a Zulch when the phone rang

Zulch by PennyLane1543 October 24, 2010