Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.
Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!
by Dalton April 29, 2004
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Zilch is another word for zero or minuscule.
"Damn he has like zilch health left."
"What the size of his penis? zilch lol"
by Isahhhn Meotrash March 26, 2017
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To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.
Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.
by LOVECHEESE September 26, 2011
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A word used to describe nothingness or an absence of something.
Sam had zilch in his bank account.
by brian April 27, 2004
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A fat Asian person that is shaped like a beachball because they are so round.
HAHAHA. You don't need eggroll your a fat zilch.
by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018
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Hilary Clinton's chance of winning and the number of her supporters.
Sexist 1: Did you guys here that Hilary won the presidency?

Sexist 2: *vomits* Dude, sometimes jokes go to far.

Bill Clinton: Yeah, my puppet had zilch chance of winning since the beginning.
by Andrew Tayla February 25, 2008
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A single entity which single handedly supplies a anti-pimple cream oxident or corperation with 90% or more of of its profit
Spriggan needs to stop acting like a Zilch
by Teddy Roosevelt February 21, 2003
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