Zuckerheld 

Zuckerheld is an epic, lovely and carefully man, who does everything for his family. He has very beautiful golden eyes and an angelic smile. He's character is perfect and a lot people like him as a good friend. He is always there if you need him and he has a great music taste. He love to play with bass (not with ass) and he love's his fiance. His sense of humor is amazing and his laugh is catchy as fuck. He loves sweets, good food and candy stuff. He's half russian, half chewbacca (jk). He has fluffy brown hair and wants to cuddle all the time.
Once you have a Zuckerheld in your life, you will never want to miss him again.

We all need a Zuckerheld in our life!

your're cute like Zuckerheld

Zuckerheld by Batbaum December 31, 2020

zuckered in 

That time you thought, “Let me just check Facebook for a sec while I’m at lunch,” and when you looked up, it was dinner time.

I meant to run to the grocery story this afternoon, but I let myself get zuckered in.

zuckered in by @wrytir November 27, 2015

getting zuckered 

The experience of giving up your private and personally identifiable information, preferences, and media, all for the questionable trade-off of being allowed to join Facebook. (Facebook is owned by Mark Zuckerberg, who is quoted below…)

Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard
Zuck: Just ask.
Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS
(Redacted Friend's Name): What? How'd you manage that one?
Zuck: People just submitted it.
Zuck: I don't know why.
Zuck: They "trust me"
Zuck: Dumb fucks.

(Early example of "getting zuckered", quoted from a recently uncovered '04 IM)

getting zuckered by aboynamedpseu July 28, 2010

Zuckered

when a villager will not leave your island because they like it too much

melissa: "Man Jeremiah won't leave me island! He's been trolling me everyday."

ryan: "LOL you got zuckered!"

Zuckered by xMrSleepyx May 16, 2020

Zuckered

a) to be outsmarted, financially, by a partner - generally in business - so as to result in a huge gain for one and huge loss for another

b) to get outmanouvered in a business partnership where one gives his time, toil and/or treasure and the other uses it to his advantage, without necessarily rewarding the 'partner'

Eduardo Savarin got zuckered by Mark Zuckerman in The Social Network with the result Eduardo got back his investment in Facebook - US$ 19,000! The rest, as they say, is history!

Watch The Social Network - fabulous movie of the 'technology age'.

Zuckered by IGotZuckered November 14, 2010

zuckered

To be coaxed into doing something for fake benefits.

A: Man, I don't even know why I joined Facebook. All I got was a few likes and 1000 fake friends!
B: Sounds like you got zuckered.

A: I was zuckered to buy these minors alcohol.

zuckered by fsaleh August 1, 2011

Zuckerhole 

The Facebook development team who seem to think that limiting social networking capability is the future of online interaction.

'"I thought you were going to FR me??"

"I was but the zuckerholes wouldn't let me."'

Zuckerhole by shelbyfrootcake November 12, 2010