Someone with a complicated relationship with zombies; knowing that that they are extremely dangerous yet love their swagger.
Caleb- Ughhh what i would do to be a zombie....
Miranda- Your obsession is really getting out of hand, don't you think think there gross and gory annddd want to eat your brians!
Caleb- Yeah, obviously. That's why i need to meet just one! Duh.
Miranda- ...zombifile.
Miranda- Your obsession is really getting out of hand, don't you think think there gross and gory annddd want to eat your brians!
Caleb- Yeah, obviously. That's why i need to meet just one! Duh.
Miranda- ...zombifile.
by gage pierson June 16, 2011
Get the Zombifile mug.when you get so high you cant move and you zone out for long periods of time...so you feel like a zombie
by Little__White January 2, 2010
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Zombicide is the art of... well, not killing, but destroying zombies.
Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.
In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.
Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.
Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.
But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.
Zombicide is an important life skill, because zombie infestations have become increasingly common in the last few decades, and all indications are that the zombie holocaust is coming soon, possibly within your lifetime. Since the disbanding of the Knights Templar, there is no dedicated zombicidal society to protect us, and an outbreak on the scale of the Carpathian outbreak of 1143 or the Abyssinian outbreak of 492 BC would become global.
In order to be prepared, we should all learn at least basic outdoor survival, sailing (since zombies can't swim or operate a boat) and horse riding skills (horses will be the only viable means of transport when civilisation collapses). Also, basic knowledge of zombie physiology is required, so one should learn about zombie strengths and weaknesses, unlife cycles, habitat and behaviour.
Essential supplies for successfully surviving the zombie apocalypse are: first aid kit, shotgun and at least 5000 rounds of ammo, a katana or machete, plenty of flammable liquids, body armour, especially a helmet to protect your braaaains, tinned, dried or other kinds of long-lasting high-protein food, and clean drinking water.
Commercial zombicide products are also available. The Zombivac vaccine contains enzymes and antibodies to protect against Solanum, Rage and 23 other common strains of the zombie virus. You should keep at least 5 years supply for your whole family in your first aid kit (NB: Zombivac only protects you from flesh bites. Having your braaaaains eaten will still result in infection.) Zom-b-Gone spray is effective in repelling zombies from your home, but will not stop them once they catch your scent. The Zombie Knife from Advanced Survival Tools is useful and portable, but not as good as destroying a zombie's braaaaaains as a katana or sledgehammer. Zombotox water purifying tablets will remove any infectious material from water supplies.
But the most important principle of zombicide is to always be prepared. They do exist, and one day they will come for you.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
Get the zombicide mug.When you wake up feeling so crappy, you walk around moaning and dragging your feet. A result of either being hungover or just not being a morning person.
BossmanDick: You're two hours late for work!
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...
by Creeposaurus August 31, 2005
Get the Zombified mug.The state of anyone who is not a morning person before 10:00am. due to lack of alertness, symptoms include shambling, trouble forming coherent scentences that aren't moans, and genarally attacking anyone who garners your attention
mark: -groans-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
tom: dude what's up with mark?
brad: don't bother him, he's still got morning zombification.
tom: -staring at mark- oh.
mark: -shambles to coffee machine-
by seiyo no ryu- October 21, 2011
Get the Morning Zombification mug.The process of animating corpse; in the traditional voudoun religion, this is achieved through fissioning the soul to detatch that part responsible for individuality, though it has been theorised that the actual process, if it exists, could involve toxxins extracted from (for example) the blowfish.
Much has been made of zombification, and particularly as a result of biophages, on the silver screen, an early example being the 'Night of the Living Dead' trilogy and more recently the 'Resident Evil' games and films. In the former, the process is less important than the results of mass zombification.
Zombification is also a word used to describe the effects of the dulling or desensitising influences of modern culture, or numbing experiences in general.
Much has been made of zombification, and particularly as a result of biophages, on the silver screen, an early example being the 'Night of the Living Dead' trilogy and more recently the 'Resident Evil' games and films. In the former, the process is less important than the results of mass zombification.
Zombification is also a word used to describe the effects of the dulling or desensitising influences of modern culture, or numbing experiences in general.
The malefactuer continued to wait; when the victim called his name, the zombification would be complete.
Television today is nothing but mass zombification!
Television today is nothing but mass zombification!
by Jordan G January 25, 2004
Get the zombification mug.The use of ichor and organs from destroyed zombies to camouflage oneself as just another member of the walking dead.
Did you see the Walking Dead episode where they covered themselves in Zombiflage so they could get to that truck?
by Madfat November 12, 2010
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