Zimmermann 

A german last name meaning "carpenter" only the most amazing people are graced with it.

Did you see that girl?!? She's definitely a Zimmermann.

Zimmermann by Millie Zimmermann October 18, 2008

The Zimmermann 

When a livestreamer is lying about when they will start streaming

ohnePixel did The Zimmermann.
He said he would start streaming at 3PM CET, but was one and a half hour late..

The Zimmermann by jonuL November 29, 2024

Zimmerman Telegram

A shot comprised of half Jaegermeister and half Tequila.

Named after the German proposal to Mexico to go to war with the United States. The telegram was intercepted by the US and Mexico just ignored it.

Guy 1: "I want to make a really bad decision:
Guy 2: "Bartender get me two Zimmerman Telegrams!!!"

Zimmerman Telegram by laziejim May 7, 2010

Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.

Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.

Joel Zimmerman by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010

Zimmerman Zipper

An emergency release mechanism for your pants incase your penis gets zipped up into it when zipping up your pants.

After i was done last night i was putting on my pants when i came inches from slicing open my urethra. Thankfully i was wearing my zimmerman zipper. I pulled my emergency rip cord and that situation was narrowly avoided.

Zimmerman Zipper by Coan Bone June 14, 2009

ryan zimmerman 

the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates

also extremely sexy

has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top

me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!

friend: really?!

me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine

friend: lucky bitch

me: hehe i know

ryan zimmerman by jamieee July 24, 2006

owen zimmerman 

Someone with a CURVED penis/ chode

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!

owen zimmerman by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016