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Zimmermanned

1. When you're beating the brains out of somebody, and they pull a gun and shoot you, you got Zimmermanned.

or 2. When you defend your life while someone's beating you and threatening death by pulling out a gun and shooting. This self-defense is followed by arrest and verbal threats and attacks by criminal gangs and their supportive thugs in the government and media.
1. This pudgy cracker was following me, so I hid behind a bush and jumped him when he turned his back.
I was bustin his head on the concrete when he went and shot me. Shit, I got Zimmermanned!

2. "I did what I had to do to stay alive, but then I got Zimmermanned by Rev Al and the Foodstampers."
Zimmermanned by Capro August 26, 2013
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Zimmermann 

A german last name meaning "carpenter" only the most amazing people are graced with it.
Did you see that girl?!? She's definitely a Zimmermann.
Zimmermann by Millie Zimmermann October 18, 2008

Zimmermanning 

To send naked pictures of yourself to untrustworthy peoples who will, in theory, send them all over the school.
or
To spread sexts to everyone in your contacts list.
That girl just zimmermanned me last night. Who should I send the pics to next?
or
Everyone is Zimmermanning those pics of Kylie!
or
I can't believe he Zimmermanned me!
Zimmermanning by NMHS2011 May 6, 2010

The Zimmermann 

When a livestreamer is lying about when they will start streaming
ohnePixel did The Zimmermann.
He said he would start streaming at 3PM CET, but was one and a half hour late..
The Zimmermann by jonuL November 29, 2024

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026