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Zimmermanned

1. When you're beating the brains out of somebody, and they pull a gun and shoot you, you got Zimmermanned.

or 2. When you defend your life while someone's beating you and threatening death by pulling out a gun and shooting. This self-defense is followed by arrest and verbal threats and attacks by criminal gangs and their supportive thugs in the government and media.
1. This pudgy cracker was following me, so I hid behind a bush and jumped him when he turned his back.
I was bustin his head on the concrete when he went and shot me. Shit, I got Zimmermanned!

2. "I did what I had to do to stay alive, but then I got Zimmermanned by Rev Al and the Foodstampers."
Zimmermanned by Capro August 26, 2013
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Zimmermann 

A german last name meaning "carpenter" only the most amazing people are graced with it.
Did you see that girl?!? She's definitely a Zimmermann.
Zimmermann by Millie Zimmermann October 18, 2008

Zimmermanning 

To send naked pictures of yourself to untrustworthy peoples who will, in theory, send them all over the school.
or
To spread sexts to everyone in your contacts list.
That girl just zimmermanned me last night. Who should I send the pics to next?
or
Everyone is Zimmermanning those pics of Kylie!
or
I can't believe he Zimmermanned me!
Zimmermanning by NMHS2011 May 6, 2010

The Zimmermann 

When a livestreamer is lying about when they will start streaming
ohnePixel did The Zimmermann.
He said he would start streaming at 3PM CET, but was one and a half hour late..
The Zimmermann by jonuL November 29, 2024

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026