ziffle
ziffle by Penguin Fukker November 1, 2006
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Ziffle
Ziffle, a penguin character from the book Santa's Secret Penguin Spy by Nicole Cagle, Illustrated by Laura Reece
Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.
In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.
In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Little Brats better watch out. Ziffle will tell Santa is you're being bad and you won't get any presents.
Ziffle by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012
ziffle
ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).
ziffle by dudelookslikeachimp February 24, 2008
zwiffle
v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.
Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."
Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."
Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."
zwiffle by mattylingwags July 19, 2011
zuffle
After me ride I zuffled.
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