zwiffle 

v. The act of cleaning ones genitals, post coitus, on a conveniently placed piece of material, when a tissue or similar conventional cleaning device is not near at hand.

Jo: "Shit, what do I do now? I don't have any tissues."

Nora: "Just zwiffle on the curtain! The cleaners won’t mind."

zwiffle by mattylingwags July 19, 2011

zwaffle

'zwaf·fl·ing' Slapping someone across the face on the cheeks with your Penis,humiliating the other person

*bob zwaffles his wife in the middle of a discussion to show her whos boss*

zwaffle by breekz December 29, 2003

zwaffle

To zwaffle: Waking up your girlfriend by slapping her gently in the face with your half erect penis.

'Ruud tried to zwaffle me last week but I bit him.'

English version of the Dutch verb 'zwaffelen', a slang word in the student population of the city of Tilburg in the Netherlands.

zwaffle by Ronald Hogenboom May 16, 2006

ziffle 

Ziffle (n.) – a pimple appearing on the buttock

“Man, that chick Catherine has a whole garden of ziffles on her ass.”

ziffle by Penguin Fukker November 1, 2006

Ziffle 

Ziffle, a penguin character from the book Santa's Secret Penguin Spy by Nicole Cagle, Illustrated by Laura Reece

Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing—which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.

Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.

In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!

Little Brats better watch out. Ziffle will tell Santa is you're being bad and you won't get any presents.

Ziffle by The Mob Boss September 3, 2012

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

zwaffle by Dick September 18, 2005

ziffle 

ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).

Gee girl its a good thing I love banging Arnold Ziffle --- because you sure got a load of ziffles.

ziffle by dudelookslikeachimp February 24, 2008